An man walks to a bra

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Yo mama so fat.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

I'm gay.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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