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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Terry has ebola

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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