What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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9/11

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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No, Trinidad.

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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