- Anti Joke

A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

what is green an invisible? this cabbage

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

Bitch! Love, J.B.

Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.