"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Guess what? Bananas

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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