- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Terry has ebola

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

I have an idea! You leave.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Sex education in Texas.

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