- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Boner

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Ross.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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