What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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