- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me Neither.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

batman has diarrhea

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

I'm gay.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Yo mama so fat.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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