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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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