- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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