- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Me Neither.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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