Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Lets go Yankees

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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