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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

Bitch! Love, J.B.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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