- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Robin get in the batmobile!

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

I'm gay.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

batman has diarrhea

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Yo mama so fat.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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