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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

identical jokes get different votes.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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