I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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Boner

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Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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Ross.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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An man walks to a bra

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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