- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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