- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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