- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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