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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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