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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

No, Trinidad.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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