Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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Christianity.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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NAACP

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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