Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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Sex education in Texas.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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