- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

The Princess is in another castle

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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