- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

This is funny.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

oh no, i've lost my tractor

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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