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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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