dickdickvdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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