- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

black people

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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