- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

A Serbian Film

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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