- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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