Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

The WNBA.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

anti-joke.ru - russian style

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...