Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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