What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Refridgerator.

kennah campion... being nice

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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