A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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