I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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your mom is so fat.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Religionh

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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