- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Your mums a potato

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

bologna

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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