whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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How high is a Chinaman

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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"Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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