- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

black people

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

The WNBA.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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