Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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