An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Black people being friendly.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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