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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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