Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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