What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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Penis.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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