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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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