What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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