What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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