- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

I shot a bitch.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

identical jokes get different votes.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

who's a slut... you're mom

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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