Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Anti Joke

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