- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Women

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

i have a christmas tree.

when debbie meets downer

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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