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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Mitt Romney

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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