- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

can you pass the soap?

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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