- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

I like poop in my butt

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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