What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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