Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

WNBA

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Haha, I get it..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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