Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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TRICERATOPS!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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A boy with red hair is happy.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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