- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Refridgerator.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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