- Anti Joke

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.