- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

A black man has a job.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

i am and me is i

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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