What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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im gay

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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mikey is cute

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Canadians

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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