Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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A seal walks into a club.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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My mum is called Steve

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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