What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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