WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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