- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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