What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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