- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why can't jokes spit?

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

sky's sty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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