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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

i like it in the mouth

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

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