- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

A seal walks into a club.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Drew Knowles is gay

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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