A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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i had sex.

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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