Why did the dog die? He was old

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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I have a horse.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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i had sex.

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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