Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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anus

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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i hate black people

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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