/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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This sentence is a lie.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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tom pauling

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minorities.....

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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