A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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