whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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ur gay

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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poop

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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go F*** yourself

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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