- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Knock Knock Come in! :)

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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