- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Miscarriages.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Fart

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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