why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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