What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Balls

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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