How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

knock knock who's there? faith

thumb_up thumb_down +6

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

thumb_up thumb_down +6

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

thumb_up thumb_down +6

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Mitt Romney

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops