What does greg and Ian have in common?

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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