My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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