How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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360 NO SCOPE

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Loperson

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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