- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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