What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Women's Rights

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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