A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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Daniel is a fag

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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