- Anti Joke

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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bacon

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

European on my shoes, buddy.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.