Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

mikey is cute

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Haha, I get it..

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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