- Anti Joke

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

You sick fiend

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

I C U P White stuff

Justin Beiber's Talent.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Racial equality.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.