- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

your face is kinda funny

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

I agree to the terms and conditions

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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