- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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