- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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