What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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A seal walks into a club.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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get in the car.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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cancer

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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