Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

mikey is cute

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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