- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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